balls

So last year, we were listening to Chixdiggit (probably whilst playing Pro Evo 6 on ps2, as we do) and it was the song 'I Remember You'. In the chorus where they sang '...you got good at rolling your eyes' I hilariously changed the word 'eyes' to 'balls', and Ben thought it was the funniest thing in the world and started singing it that way. When we saw Chixdiggit live at the Relentless Garage, as you'd expect we acknowledged each other and sang our version when they played the song.

Now a year later, every last word of every line of every song has been replaced with 'balls'. Here's an example, using Warrant's 'You're The Only Hell Your Mama Ever Raised' from their album Cherry Pie (1990). We actually sang this out loud and without even planning it, we both replaced the same words with, well, 'balls'.

Your the only balls your mama ever raised  
Tried to tell balls but you've got to do things your own way
(Your own baaaaaaaaaaaaaalls)
  
Try it yourself!

Oh but this joke has actually evolved. Not only does it not make sense anymore (ain't lookin' for nothin', but a good balls), now we even do it to guitar riffs and other musical elements. Both me and Ben think this is now getting out of hand and can't wait for this thing to stop being funny.